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| slyoung5
2013-04-16 12:44:57 |
| Multiple orgasms are my favourite number. |
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| slyoung5
2013-04-16 22:19:10 |
| Boredom is a sign of unused genitals. |
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| Parentpains
2013-04-14 11:26:28 |
| If only muting people in real life was as easy as it is on Tw... |
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| the_lol_guru
2013-04-13 17:21:03 |
| Treat your woman like a princess. Spice up your relationship ... |
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| NotJPo
2013-04-10 12:32:43 |
| Guys, some advice: when a woman is being irrational, tell her... |
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| NotJPo
2013-04-11 05:47:05 |
| I’m not getting all my mentions lately so if I don’t reply to... |
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| llvvzz
2013-03-28 11:48:48 |
| No matter how hard life is, it never ceases to amaze me that ... |
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| Aspersioncast
2013-03-22 08:10:29 |
| Vaginas are like a box of chocolates, kinda boring if you onl... |
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| NoLuckWanted
2013-03-22 20:13:44 |
| Man cannot live by bread alone. He also needs head. |
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| Schmoodles
2013-03-14 15:12:23 |
| You spend half of your life explaining things to idiots, and ... |
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| StellaRtwot
2013-03-05 10:32:08 |
| Him: You hang up first.Me: *click |
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| Parentpains
2013-03-08 20:48:04 |
| Yes Smoking will kill me, just like constantly reminding me a... |
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| TommyKarate
2013-03-03 12:58:18 |
| The only thing I’ve ever passed is out. |
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| CroweJam
2013-03-07 04:05:27 |
| I like walking the dog on a cold day. Every poo is a hand-war... |
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| Ponkylord
2013-02-28 14:07:53 |
| I only tell jokes so someone will explain them to me. |
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| BDGarp
2013-02-28 11:17:44 |
| Sometimes a guy will say he’s “fine” when in fact he’s actual... |
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| llvvzz
2013-02-26 12:41:56 |
| Be careful not to get too close when chasing your dreams. Th... |
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| NoLuckWanted
2013-02-25 21:08:46 |
| Trying to make everyone happy is a great way to ensure your o... |
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| nanbeth73
2013-02-20 12:03:36 |
| The strongest women have the softest heart. |
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| Schmoodles
2013-02-21 05:00:46 |
| Not all idiots get offended by tweets, but everyone who gets ... |
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| Schmoodles
2013-02-21 22:47:15 |
| I tried keeping up with the Kardashians, but now it burns whe... |
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| Schmoodles
2013-02-21 05:00:46 |
| Not all idiots get offended by tweets, but everyone who gets ... |
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| samalmightysam
2013-02-21 09:38:20 |
| I’m like that book no one wants to read because it has too ma... |
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| samalmightysam
2013-02-21 12:25:37 |
| The perfect woman thinks like a bitch and acts like a lady. |
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| Aspersioncast
2013-02-19 15:30:17 |
| I haven’t clipped my toenails since last year but only becaus... |
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| StellaRtwot
2013-02-21 11:21:31 |
| I never make my guests take their shoes off at the door becau... |
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| Shock_Monster
2013-02-19 05:31:33 |
| Guys, remember: Women love romance.So be sure to throw some r... |
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