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| Shock_Monster
2013-04-17 09:16:53 |
| Relationship Status: I just renewed my Bonus Features so I ca... |
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| Shock_Monster
2013-04-16 10:40:57 |
| Sometimes, the only thing appropriate I can think of to say i... |
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| Shock_Monster
2013-04-14 09:31:10 |
| Do Drugs, Not Uggs. |
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| Shock_Monster
2013-04-12 10:02:18 |
| And YOU get a dick pic!And YOU get a dick pic!And YOU get a d... |
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| Shock_Monster
2013-04-10 10:14:31 |
| All my orgasms are "hand made", unfortunately. |
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| Shock_Monster
2013-04-09 09:56:24 |
| The best part about Twitter: You can say whatever you want.Th... |
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| Shock_Monster
2013-03-19 22:15:15 |
| People using Twitter for business purposes?BWAHAHAHAHA *breat... |
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| Shock_Monster
2013-03-09 16:34:50 |
| The best part of loneliness is that no one sees how sad you are. |
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| Shock_Monster
2013-03-05 11:20:41 |
| Every so often, you meet that one person that changes your li... |
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| Shock_Monster
2013-03-05 06:13:26 |
| A Build-A-Bear, but for blow up dolls. |
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| Shock_Monster
2013-03-02 02:08:47 |
| "These boots were made for Walken!"- Christopher Walken buyin... |
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| Shock_Monster
2013-03-01 10:35:00 |
| I need an autocorrect for my sex life. |
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| Shock_Monster
2013-02-27 01:32:59 |
| I imagine a Tweet Up is basically a shift meeting at McDonalds. |
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| Shock_Monster
2013-02-23 13:00:21 |
| Mailing hugs should be a thing. |
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| Shock_Monster
2013-02-23 10:27:27 |
| Based on the many poor decisions I make drunk, Alcohol is a p... |
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2013-02-23 01:51:49 |
| Things That Are Forever:1. Death2. Diamonds3. Being reminded ... |
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| Shock_Monster
2013-02-21 03:35:33 |
| Some women want to be swept off their feet.Others want to be ... |
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| Shock_Monster
2013-02-19 05:31:33 |
| Guys, remember: Women love romance.So be sure to throw some r... |
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2013-02-18 11:32:33 |
| "Oops""Sorry!""Yikes, my bad""Ugh!""Are you OK?""Ouch!""Terri... |
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| Shock_Monster
2013-02-16 11:05:15 |
| I "Last Call at the Bar" love you. |
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| Shock_Monster
2013-02-15 13:19:39 |
| Sometimes, I just want to shout at the silence to shut up. |
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| Shock_Monster
2013-02-14 10:34:47 |
| Yelling, "Two Points for Gryffindor!"whenever I cum is probab... |
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| Shock_Monster
2013-02-13 10:27:27 |
| Phone sex with me is basically 20 minutes of listening to me ... |
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| Shock_Monster
2013-02-12 22:44:32 |
| Canadians like to brag about getting all four seasons:WinterA... |
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| kochomu |
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| _tyosuke |
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